Questions for you, both rhetorical and otherwise.
:: Tomorrow is the first day of school. The first day of school is two hours long. This is ridiculous. What is the point, other than to muck up my schedule?
:: My house is under siege from box elder bugs. Judging from their behavior, they've been listening to a lot of Barry White, if you know what I mean. (And I think that you do.) My cats are too dumb and lazy to do anything about it. Before I call an exterminator, any advice?
:: I am getting super-excited about my group signing at Anderson's Bookshop. (August 30th! 7 pm! With Leigh Bardugo, Susan Dennard, Dan Krokos, and Veronica Roth!) I am also getting nervous, because I have no idea what to wear. Can I get away with wearing jeans? Suggestions?
:: On the topic of fashion...if one were to buy short cowgirl boots because one has a gift certificate burning a hole in one's pocket, what color should one get? Turquoise? Red? Green? Tan?
:: Not a question, but I thought you should know that this is what $350 in school supplies gets you.
Questions for me? Hit the comments, or this handy "Ask" feature over on my Tumblr. (I've been reblogging things that remind me of DISSONANCE over there, btw, if you're curious about the story.)